Tattoo段子

作词 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang

作曲 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang

The First time I saw a tattoo, it was on a pig

I don’t know if your mom and my mom went to the same market

But one day she came home with a tattoo pork

I was like mom, what are you doing with this gangster pig?

My mom said oh, getting a tattoo means you can kill this pig

And I was like OMG

Getting a tattoo means they can kill you!

Turns out rappers do get killed.

But I also don’t like tattoos just because I don’t like the look of it

I don’t know if you guys have a 花臂 friend

It just look like they got a fancy 棉毛衫 all year

Wearing a 棉毛衫 with their 汗毛 sticking out

I was like omg where did you get this

Send me the Taobao link I wanna get a 同款

One day at my concert, a fan walked up to me and said

I love your music so much that I tattooed your face on my arm

Yeah, this thing, on her arm

And I looked at her I was like OMG

Please don’t get fat

Cuz now that my face is connected to her body

And if she goes crazy at 疯狂星期四

I get fat? That’s crazy

In fact, if you guys wanna stay in shape

The best way is to tattoo your favorite celebrity on your belly

Cuz now you’re responsible

Yeah, 欧阳娜娜 right here. 易烊千玺 right here

And if you like AKB48

You can get your 棉毛衫 right here