funny honey（电影《芝加哥》）

作词 : 芝加哥

作曲 : 芝加哥

For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song

of love and devotion dedicated to her dear husband Amos.

Sometime's I'm right

Sometime's I'm wrong

But he doesn't care

He'll string along

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

Sometime's I'm down

Sometime's I'm up

But he follows 'round

Like some droopy-eyed pup

He love me so

That sunny honey of mine

He ain't no sheik

That's no great physique

Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts

Oh, but look at that soul

I tell you, the whole

Is a whole lot greater than

The sum of his parts

And if you knew him like me

I know you'd agree

What if the world

Slandered my name?

Why, he'd be right there

Taking the blame

He loves me so

And it all suits me fine

That sunny, funny, honey

Hubby of mine

I mean supposin', just supposin'

he had violatedher or somethin'...

you know what I mean...viloated?

I know what you mean...

...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.

It's a good thing I came home from work on time

He loves me so.I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!

That funny honey of mine

Name of deceased... Fred Casely.

Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?

My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!

He gave us ten percent off...

Lord knows he ain't got the smarts

You told me he was a burglar!

You mean he was dead when you got home?

She had him covered with a sheet

and she's tellin'me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and

I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.

"Help me, Amos"she says it's my god damn hour of needs

Now, he shot off his trap

I can't stand that sap

Look at him go

Rattin' on me

With just one more brain

What a half-wit he'd be

If they string me up

I'll know who Brought the twine

And I believed her!

That scummy, crummy

Dummy hubby of mine!