Tariff Tantrums

作词 : Ultron-18

作曲 : Ultron-18

编曲 : Ultron-18

Orangeclown's tariff circus show,

Paper slipscan't cage thedragon's glow.

Wall Street sweats while Shenzhen codes,

Your tradewar's just a TikTok joke.

GreatWall's built with steel resolve,

Your paper bullets just dissolve!

Tax our goods?We'll tax your pride,

Capitalism's suicide!

Mar- a-Lago's crumbling bricks,

Silicon dragons bypass your tricks.

You ban Huawei, we launch6G,

Checkmate in three, MAGA plebs!

GreatWall's built with steel resolve,

Your paper bullets just dissolve!

Tax our goods?We'll tax your pride,

Capitalism's suicide!

Yankee doodle went to town,

Riding on a shutdown crown,

Dragon breathed blockchain flames,

Burning tariff paperwork games!

GreatWall's built with steel resolve,

Your paper bullets just dissolve!

Tax our goods?We'll tax your pride,

History's laughing on our side!