爱放屁的儿媳妇 (英语版)

作词 : 朱妮托尼

作曲 : 朱妮托尼

Juny Tony story musical,

“Farting Daughter-in-Law”,

shall we start?

Once upon a time,

there was a beautiful young woman

who recently married into a rich family.

Her face glowed,

and she had the softest of hair.

“My daughter-in-law’s

the prettiest woman in the whole world.”

“And she has a heart of gold.”

“You’re right. She does!”

But as the days went by,

her face turned yellow

like gouda cheese.

“Dear, are you alright?

Is something bothering you?

You don’t look so well.”

“Ah, father. I haven’t been able to fart.

I’ve been holding it in this whole time.”

“Ha ha ha ha!

Just let it out!

As loud as you want!”

“It’s just that...

my farts can be quite loud.”

“That’s no problem, my child.

Let it out! Ha ha ha ha….”

“Well then,

father, mother,

please hold onto the pillar of the house.

And dear husband,

please hold the gate tight.”

The daughter-in-law

tightened her lower tummy,

and farts began to explode out of her!

Fart alert!

Fart alert!

What a powerful fart.

Lovely and shy daughter-in-law’s

super powerful fart.

Father-in-law flew up there,

mother-in-law rolled over there.

Can’t even find my husband,

maybe he’s gone missing.

Poop poop pop pop pop

Poop poop pop pop pop

What a farty farty fuss.

Lovely and shy daughter-in-law’s

super powerful fart.

“Phew, I feel so much better now.”

After farting like thunder from a big storm,

the daughter-in-law’s face

began to glow again.

But this time,

the family turned ashen-faced.

“Holy, moly.

If you fart one more time,

the whole house will collapse.

My, my. You scared us.

You can’t live with us anymore.

Pack your belongings.

I’ll walk you back to your parents’ home."

The daughter-in-law

had to leave the house.

She and her father-in-law

walked and walked over the hills.

“Oh dear. I’m really exhausted.

Let’s take a short break here.”

“Yes, father.”

“Oh my my….

The pears look so tasty,

and I’m really thirsty.”

“Father, I can pick some pears for you.”

The daughter-in-law

started to tighten her lower tummy.

Pop!

Rip!

Brrrap!

Poop!

FART!

The pears started to drop from the tree

because of her thunderous fart.

“We’re so lucky to have

such a talented farter like you!”

Niliriya

Niliriya

We’re so lucky because of

our daughter-in-law’s farts.

Who cares if her fart is like a typhoon.

Niliriya

Niliriya

We’re so lucky because of

our daughter-in-law’s farts.

Who cares if her fart is like thunder.

“You’re welcome to return to our house.

Let’s go!”

The father-in-law brought

the daughter-in-law back

to his house again.

And from then on,

the daughter-in-law lived and farted

happily ever after with her new family.

Juny Tony Story Musical.

See you next time!