A Family Story家庭轶事

作词 : 天府事变CDREV/天府拾柒ROY

作曲 : 天府事变CDREV/天府拾柒ROY

编曲 : 天府事变CDREV

（本故事纯属虚构）

My house got invaded last night by a pink suit lady我的房子昨晚被一个穿粉色套装的女人入侵了

I raised my gun told her to leave我举起枪叫她滚

She didn't listen 她完全没听

Walked straight to my son's bedroom 径直走向我儿子的房间

I heard them cheering 我听见他们在庆祝啥

Now the door is locked up 但是房间门关着

Don't know what's happening 不知道在聊啥

My friends tell me just breaking in and kill that son of a bxxxh我朋友让我直接闯进去把那女的两枪做掉

I said no cuz i know who that lady is我说不行，我知道那女的是谁

An instigator from a psycho organization是个疯子组织里出来的教唆犯

They keep preaching 四处教唆

Teaching kids how to deny their parents 教那些孩子们怎么忤逆他们的父母

I wish i can send two bullets to that witch's head我多想两枪直接干掉这老巫婆啊

But this ain't how things work但是这不是成年人做事的方式

Can't be the criminal 不能被人抓住把柄

i understand all the kids in puberty are easily blinded by seduction 我也了解孩子们在青春期容易被诱惑迷眼

And pretend to be individual 假装自己很独立

But this is the problem 但是现在的问题是

My son and she cooperated我儿子和这女人合作起来了

My son ain't even graduated 他都甚至还没毕业

He thinks my words are kind annoying 现在反过来觉得我的话很烦了

I wanna spank the sxxt out of him真的，我多想给他俩大逼兜子

But i just got a warning from some ****in Youth association 巧不巧的我突然就收到了来自什么青少年保护协会的警告

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

mxxxxxkers stop your reverie傻x们停止你们的幻想

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

mxxxxxkers stop your reverie傻x们停止你们的幻想

About 18 hours later 18个小时左右之后

The pink lady leaves那位粉衣女士离开了

The door is still locking但是房间门还是紧闭着 

Situations got no relief 事态并没有得到缓解

I've warned that bxxxh seriously 我已经警告过那个女人

don't come back again 别在来我家了

Now me and my son's relationship is more than just a beef我跟我儿子的矛盾已经不仅仅是一点小摩擦了

My sanctions are quite a lot 我的制裁手段还是很多的

I freeze his credit cards 把他的信用卡先冻结了

Before you leave that bxxxh在你跟那个女人断联之前

You won't get a biscuit from my cookie jar你别想从我这捞着什么好处

you know me right son但是你知道的儿子

daddy's not gonna hurt you爸爸不会真心伤害你

I'mma protect you我会保护你 

Even against the world 哪怕与世界为敌

Won't let'em drag you不会让他们把你牵扯进

Into a scary war骇人的纠纷之中

They keep provoking 他们一直在挑衅我们

They tryna get some more 想要索取更多东西

Gotta let'em know that family is what I'm dying for必须要让他们知道，我捍卫家庭的决心

Cuz因为

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

mxxxxxkers stop your reverie傻x们停止你们的幻想

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整

mxxxxxkers stop your reverie傻x们停止你们的幻想