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朱妮托尼 · 童话双语音乐剧 | 经典故事儿童剧
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01作词 : 朱妮托尼↗02 作曲 : 朱妮托尼↗03Juny Tony story musical,↗04“Farting Daughter-in-Law”,↗05shall we start?↗06Once upon a time,↗07there was a beautiful young woman↗08who recently married into a rich family.↗09Her face glowed,↗10and she had the softest of hair.↗11“My daughter-in-law’s↗12the prettiest woman in the whole world.”↗13“And she has a heart of gold.”↗14“You’re right. She does!”↗15But as the days went by,↗16her face turned yellow↗17like gouda cheese.↗18“Dear, are you alright?↗19Is something bothering you?↗20You don’t look so well.”↗21“Ah, father. I haven’t been able to fart.↗22I’ve been holding it in this whole time.”↗23“Ha ha ha ha!↗24Just let it out!↗25As loud as you want!”↗26“It’s just that...↗27my farts can be quite loud.”↗28“That’s no problem, my child.↗29Let it out! Ha ha ha ha….”↗30“Well then,↗31father, mother,↗32please hold onto the pillar of the house.↗33And dear husband,↗34please hold the gate tight.”↗35The daughter-in-law↗36tightened her lower tummy,↗37and farts began to explode out of her!↗38Fart alert!↗39Fart alert!↗40What a powerful fart.↗41Lovely and shy daughter-in-law’s↗42super powerful fart.↗43Father-in-law flew up there,↗44mother-in-law rolled over there.↗45Can’t even find my husband,↗46maybe he’s gone missing.↗47Poop poop pop pop pop↗48Poop poop pop pop pop↗49What a farty farty fuss.↗50Lovely and shy daughter-in-law’s↗51super powerful fart.↗52“Phew, I feel so much better now.”↗53After farting like thunder from a big storm,↗54the daughter-in-law’s face↗55began to glow again.↗56But this time,↗57the family turned ashen-faced.↗58“Holy, moly.↗59If you fart one more time,↗60the whole house will collapse.↗61My, my. You scared us.↗62You can’t live with us anymore.↗63Pack your belongings.↗64I’ll walk you back to your parents’ home."↗65The daughter-in-law↗66had to leave the house.↗67She and her father-in-law↗68walked and walked over the hills.↗69“Oh dear. I’m really exhausted.↗70Let’s take a short break here.”↗71“Yes, father.”↗72“Oh my my….↗73The pears look so tasty,↗74and I’m really thirsty.”↗75“Father, I can pick some pears for you.”↗76The daughter-in-law↗77started to tighten her lower tummy.↗78Pop!↗79Rip!↗80Brrrap!↗81Poop!↗82FART!↗83The pears started to drop from the tree↗84because of her thunderous fart.↗85“We’re so lucky to have↗86such a talented farter like you!”↗87Niliriya↗88Niliriya↗89We’re so lucky because of↗90our daughter-in-law’s farts.↗91Who cares if her fart is like a typhoon.↗92Niliriya↗93Niliriya↗94We’re so lucky because of↗95our daughter-in-law’s farts.↗96Who cares if her fart is like thunder.↗97“You’re welcome to return to our house.↗98Let’s go!”↗99The father-in-law brought↗100the daughter-in-law back↗101to his house again.↗102And from then on,↗103the daughter-in-law lived and farted↗104happily ever after with her new family.↗105Juny Tony Story Musical.↗106See you next time!↗