Sweet Scents for Sale

作词 : SMART STUDY Co.,Ltd

作曲 : SMART STUDY Co.,Ltd

Sweet Scents for Sale

Timber Timber

Grandpa axed another tree

But this time

it was a special tree

A honey tree

Yum

This honey is so sweet

Come and taste this honey

Grandma tasted the honey too

Yummy

This honey is so sweet

Grandpa and Grandma

filled a big jar

with the honey and took it home

The next day

something strange

began to happen

Grandpa and Grandma

began to give off sweet scents

Smell this dear

Sweet scents came out of

Grandma’s behind

Me too dear

Sweet scents came out of

Grandpa’s behind too

Dear let’s go and sell

our sweet scents

Grandma asked Grandpa to sell

their sweet scents

Good idea

Grandpa agreed

and off they went

Sweet scents for sale

Buy some sweet sweet

sweet scents for sale

Grandpa and Grandma

went from market to market

selling their sweet scents

Soon after

they met a very rich old lady

I will buy your sweet scents

Grandpa and Grandma went to

the rich old lady’s house

They closed all the doors

and gave off their sweet scents

Ooh

It smells so sweet

The rich old lady really liked

the sweet scents

So she gave

Grandpa and Grandma

a lot of money

Soon a greedy old man

heard about the sweet scents

I want to make

a lot of money too

Teach me how to make

sweet scents

The greedy old man

asked Grandpa

Grandpa knew the man

was too greedy

So Grandpa didn’t tell him

about the special honey tree

Grandpa told the greedy old man

to eat plenty of beans

and drink lots of water

So the greedy old man

ate plenty of beans

and drank lots of water

Then he went to sell

his sweet scents

The greedy old man went to find

the rich old lady

But on his way

his stomach began to ache

Ugh My stomach I feel sick

The greedy old man felt sick

but he still went to find

the rich old lady

Sweet scents for sale

The rich old lady

heard the greedy old man

Here Here

I want to buy your sweet scents

The rich old lady invited

the greedy old man

to her house

Come in and sell me

some sweet scents

The lady closed her doors

and waited

The greedy old man pushed hard

with his stomach

But then

an awful thing happened

POOOOF

Dirty poop began flying out of

the greedy old man’s behind

Yuck

What is all this It smells awful

The rich old lady’s house

became full of yucky poop

You liar

This isn’t sweet

This is yucky

The rich old lady

became so angry and chased

the greedy old man away

The greedy old man

never came back

to the town again