Eminem-the real slim shady（Slim Fey remix）

作词 : Eminem

作曲 : Eminem

编曲：Slim Fey

混音：Slim Fey

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We're going to have a problem here

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

started whoopin her ass worse than before

they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)

It's the return of the

"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr Dre said

....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's he's locked in my basement (haha)

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what

limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though “

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,

and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

and that's the message that we deliver to little kids

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady...

Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

becuase I'm Slim Shady

I'm like a headtrip to listen to

Cause I'm only giving you

things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it (rip)

I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.

Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking

But this whole bag of viagraph isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot circling

screaming I don't give a ****

With his windows down and system up

So will the real Shady, please stand up

and put one of those fingures on each hand up

and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?(Chorus)

Cuz I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

So won't the real Slim Shady...

becuase I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim shady...

Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up