The Crocodile Tango

The only one I want is you You're every heartache I must chew

A leg a thigh it just won't do I want to chew the all of you

That tenderloin that rump so rare

I have to rip I have to tear Yet

I will take the greatest care

To fondly lick away your fear And when this meal d'amour is

through. I'll wash you down down down with crocodile tears

You know I find you strangely charming.

I know you find me so disarming.

Through my steady tick is quite alarming

To you James You're so romantic you're so grand

You even let me take your hand

Oh please my Captain understand

A loving hunger is never bland

And when this meal d'amour is through

I'll wash you down down down

With crocodile tears