您好，亚伦伯尔_Aaron Burr, Sir

1776. New York City

HAMILTON: Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

BURR: That depends. Who’s asking?

HAMILTON: Oh, well, sure, sir

I’m Alexander Hamilton, I’m at your service, sir

I have been looking for you

BURR: I’m getting nervous

HAMILTON: Sir…

I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study

when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours.

I may have punched him. It’s a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

BURR: You punched the bursar

HAMILTON: Yes!

I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution.

He looked at me like I was stupid, I’m not stupid

So how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast?

BURR: It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed

HAMILTON:You’re an orphan. Of course! I’m an orphan

God, I wish there was a war!

Then we could prove that we’re worth more

Than anyone bargained for…

BURR: Can I buy you a drink?

HAMILTON: That would be nice

BURR: While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice

Talk less

HAMILTON: What?

BURR: Smile more

HAMILTON: Ha

BURR: Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for

HAMILTON: You can’t be serious

BURR: You wanna get ahead?

HAMILTON: Yes

BURR:Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

LAURENS: Yo yo yo yo yo!

What time is it?

LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN:Show time!

BURR:…like I said…

LAURENS: Show time! Show time! Yo!

I’m John Laurens in the place to be!

Two pints o’ Sam Adams, but I’m workin’ on three, uh!

Those redcoats don’t want it with me!

Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I’m free!

LAFAYETTE: Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lafayette!

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!

I came from afar just to say “Bonsoir!”

Tell the King “Casse toi!” Who’s the best?

C’est moi!

MULLIGAN: Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan

Up in it, lovin’ it, yes I heard ya mother said “Come again?”

LAFAYETTE & LAURENS: Ayyyyy

MULLIGAN:Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course

It’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets…

LAFAYETTE: Wow

LAURENS]No more ***, pour me another brew, son!

Let’s raise a couple more…

LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN: To the revolution!

LAURENS‘: Well, if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton college!

MULLIGAN: Aaron Burr!

LAURENS: Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

BURR: Good luck with that: you’re takin’ a stand

You spit. I’m ‘a sit. We’ll see where we land

LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN:Boooo!

LAURENS:Burr, the revolution’s imminent. What do you stall for?

HAMILTON: If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?

LAURENS:Ooh, Who are you?

MULLIGAN: Who are you?

LAFAYETTE:Who are you?

MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS:Ooh, who is this kid? What’s he gonna do?